I found out this morning what actually happened this past week with my server. It turns out that UPS did indeed have my correct address on my server. But it wasn’t that they misheard The UPS Store. It’s simply that they can’t read, and it was delivered next door. Since it was late at night, a friend of my neighbor saw the package lying on the front step and took it inside to keep it safe. UPS really did leave my server outside in the freezing cold, but thankfully it was only there for about 20 minutes or so.
This morning, having realized that the name on the package was not that of my neighbor, and realizing it had been misdelivered, this good samaritan stopped by and dropped it off for me.
Now I just need to find the package that the post office says they delivered on November 23rd.